ShoeStories by Claudia Lynch

Candy Cane Shoe

"Wake me up when you get home. I'll have cookies and milk waiting."

 

Cookies and milk, indeed. I knew what that was code for. I wondered what kind of toys she had picked out for me this year. Sometimes I couldn't believe I was married to this woman. She really knew how to put the XXX in Xmas.

 

I couldn't wait to get back to the Pole. I still had a few surprises left in my pack for her. And little Timmie would never miss those batteries.

 

 

 

Candy Cane Shoe
Gicleé print, signed & matted — $75

This also exists as a holiday card!

Every shoe tells a story — This was my first Christmas image. I created it to use as an image on our Christmas cards. That last paragraph was on the inside (you can get some today, click above!). The cards divided friends and family into two camps: The ones who called immediately, laughing so hard they couldn't speak, and the ones who Never. Mentioned. It.

 

Because they didn't think Santa Clause ever had sex. Where did they think elves come from?

 

"I'm proud to be represented in more downstairs powder rooms than any other living artist!"  — Claudia Lynch

All ShoeStories™ images and text © Claudia Lynch 2015.